A new life in Qatar

A special good luck message to Elsa & Alan who will be moving to Qatar in 2 weeks. Why they are moving is beyond me? London has so much to offer :- high cost of living, high gun crime, chavs, congestion charge, pollution, terrible public transport, binge drinkers, awful customer service and bad weather. Where did it all go wrong?

Seriously, we wish you all the best in Qatar and hope we will be able to visit you in your new house, which I heard is the size of Wandsworth.

Good Luck!!!